25 February 2009

Mental stimulus package

Congrats to this WI biotech company. They're doing their part to help our poor, mentally encumbered politicians to increase their ability to remember to pay their taxes. According to Quincy Bioscience President Mark Underwood,
Quincy Bioscience will provide free bottles of its flagship brain-enhancing supplement, Prevagen, to any member of Congress or the Obama administration who has forgotten to pay taxes during the last 10 years, the company said Tuesday.

"We're confident that after 30 to 60 days of taking the supplement, most legislators and government officials will recall, without being reminded by aides or reporters, all tax periods for which they have forgotten to pay state or federal income taxes."

Prevagen is so effective it also should help most government officials recall when they failed to make Social Security and Medicare contributions for undocumented household workers.
Among those who could benefit from this generous donation:

- U.S. Rep. Charles B. Rangel (D-NY)
- Tom Daschle (former senator: D-ND)
- Nancy Killefer (former assistant treasury secretary under Bill Clinton)
- Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner.

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