Congratulations, Mr. Obama! You made it! Your first 100 days in office are finally complete! And what a busy 100 days they have been! You have done more to jeopardize our national security, destroy our international reputation, and annihilate the economy than all 43 previous presidents combined. And you've done it all in less than 100 days, and all while saving the environment! Hooray! Now that's something to really hang your hat on!
The NY Post ran a fitting tribute to our Dearly Beloved today commemorating this momentous occasion. It's entitled "100 Days, 100 Mistakes," and is worth the read of you have the time. But don't fret, Mr. President. At least Chavez and Castro still love you.