20 April 2009

Iran Trains Crack Team of Military Commandos

The US military has been put on high alert today after footage of an elite team of Iranian soldiers was leaked. These soldiers possess skills and abilities that far surpass our own. It is obvious that they are a select few chosen for their unique talents. The US military better start playing catch up!

This skill set will be particularly handy when the soldiers get caught stealing food because they're starving, and have their hands cut off under Iranian law. Go Team!

h/t: The Jawa Report

1 comment:

  1. When they start training them to infiltrate high security compounds like Al al Bayt with black wooden cut-outs of rifles, THEN I'll start to worry.